Are my expectations too high?

My wife still carries the Walther PPK/S stainless I gave her for our first anniversary in 1987.

Terry

That’s what the cop shots himself with when I worked in the ER, it was his wife’s and he was cleaning it 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

thru and thru his calf, walked in, not bleeding or even limping 

I cleans it, had x rays & he got antibiotics & walked out without any pain meds

Heh…I guess I need to tell the story of when I got shot….