Paddy O'Brien caught a leprechaun and demanded his gold. The leprechaun replied "Ahh Paddy, I'm not so spry as I used to be. I was caught only yesterday and have no gold to give. If you'd turn me loose I'd grant you a wish."
Paddy thought about it and said "Me brother he moved to Boston and I miss him. I'm afraid to fly and I get terribly seasick. If you could build me a bridge?"
"A bridge? From here to Boston? Why the engineering marvel! No Paddy, I'm afraid that's impossible. You'll have to wish for something simpler than that."
Paddy thought a moment and said "I've never been able to understand that beautiful bundle of mystery called woman. If you could enlighten me?"
The leprechaun put his hands on his hips and looked Paddy in the eyes.
"So, will you be needing four lanes or will two do it?"
(This post was last modified: 02-15-2024, 02:40 AM by tommag.)
Paddy thought about it and said "Me brother he moved to Boston and I miss him. I'm afraid to fly and I get terribly seasick. If you could build me a bridge?"
"A bridge? From here to Boston? Why the engineering marvel! No Paddy, I'm afraid that's impossible. You'll have to wish for something simpler than that."
Paddy thought a moment and said "I've never been able to understand that beautiful bundle of mystery called woman. If you could enlighten me?"
The leprechaun put his hands on his hips and looked Paddy in the eyes.
"So, will you be needing four lanes or will two do it?"
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