My first deer.

Is “My First Deer” the one where he straps the deer to his bike and the deer revives and starts peddling the bike?

So, a friend who lives in Milwaukee shot a deer (a bunch of years ago). He leaned his rifle against a tree and straddled the deer to start field dressing. The buck revived and jumped up, taking Ed with sitting on his back. As the buck careened through the woods in terror, Ed repeatedly stabbed him in the chest and neck with his knife- which was already in his hand. The buck finally collapsed again, and died this time. Ed was a mess- all scratched up and whipped by the branches. I think I remember he never found his rifle.

Yep, that's the one. There's been a few changes for this on stage reading but it's still hilarious.