anybody make red beans and rice?

I know it's not likely, but I worry about shtf scenarios. Being able to work with staples can help with food fatigue which can be a real thing.
Well, I gotta go, those nice young men in their clean white coats are here with my straightjacket. They're coming to take me away, hehe haha!
https://youtu.be/1e13YjTPb_0?si=lEE4wNskMkCU7T-Y